Things You Might Find In A Baby's Mouth

1. Live snail. Found thirty minutes after we had been playing in the yard and gone into the house.

2. Wad of blue painter's tape. Retrieved a good half an hour after Baby was anywhere near anyone painting.

3. A soggy cucumber. Eaten at lunch which ended 15 minutes prior to incident. Cucumber dropped from Baby's mouth onto Dog's back. Hairy soggy vegetable was then placed back in Baby's mouth by Baby himself. Whole process witnessed by Parent across the room and helpless to do anything about it.