Showing posts with label Grody Baby. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Grody Baby. Show all posts
Thursday, August 28, 2008
Wednesday, July 16, 2008
Things You Might Find In A Baby's Mouth
1. Live snail. Found thirty minutes after we had been playing in the yard and gone into the house.
2. Wad of blue painter's tape. Retrieved a good half an hour after Baby was anywhere near anyone painting.
3. A soggy cucumber. Eaten at lunch which ended 15 minutes prior to incident. Cucumber dropped from Baby's mouth onto Dog's back. Hairy soggy vegetable was then placed back in Baby's mouth by Baby himself. Whole process witnessed by Parent across the room and helpless to do anything about it.
2. Wad of blue painter's tape. Retrieved a good half an hour after Baby was anywhere near anyone painting.
3. A soggy cucumber. Eaten at lunch which ended 15 minutes prior to incident. Cucumber dropped from Baby's mouth onto Dog's back. Hairy soggy vegetable was then placed back in Baby's mouth by Baby himself. Whole process witnessed by Parent across the room and helpless to do anything about it.
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